demonbloodsausagedog:

yangire-mun:

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

Ya boi Rogers’ neighborhood

lavender-lily:

left-reminders:

🤔🤔🤔

golfgalaxy:

psych majors be like hold up… 👁👁 im readin ur mind

30-minute-memes:

Fight fire with brick ovens.

sindri42:

roccondil:

tilthat:

TIL that during American Civil War some soldier’s wounds glowed blue; soldier’s whose wounds glowed had a better chance of surviving, and so the glow was called “Angel’s Glow”. Now it is known that the luminescence is due to bacteria that produce antibiotics and that live in nematodes

via reddit.com

I love how fantasy-world and mythological this sounds.

Any time somebody says your writing is unrealistic or full of major plot points you just pulled out of your ass, just remember that in the middle of one of the messiest and most agonizing wars in human history at one point all the wounded soldiers just started glowing blue and failing to die.

fluffy-hermes:

bynineb:

Octo Rider - a superhero octopus with a faithful frog steed. together, they fight crime, as long as the crime is suitably damp. their arch nemesis is Blow Dryer Woman

moonlandingwasfaked:

stats:

kidneydoner:

praystations:

praystations:

vitamn:

tailsandco:

rb w/ a controversial food opinion

@praystations youd obliterate this entire post

-ketchup with absolutely everything you can ever think of that is edible? delicious.

-ranch is not for salads, its for warmed up cereal + milk (it gives it that nice creamy flavor)

-you should eat your oatmeal raw in a cup with water and some paprika sauce for a nice kick

-pineapple mint broccoli pizza is good, but god tier with ketchup

-if you aren’t slathering your chocolate in tahini, who are you?

-skittles ketchup tacos are yummy….

-raisins are for crumbled up fried turkey patties

I have to add the ones from that ask I answered so here:

1. mini banana moonpie ketchup and hard boiled eggs are my go to sandwich ingredients

2. sardines and ketchup and rice make a really nice snack

3. If you don’t have peanut butter or jelly for a pb&j, just use tahini and ketchup

4. Warm oatmeal and ranch is even better than cinnamon apple oatmeal

5. Mint choco chip ice cream + orange juice in a blender is a really tasty smoothie

vampireapologist:

teenytinyfrog:

THATS A SLUG BABEY!!!!!

fullminecraftalchemist:

no body

enecoo:

yasuhibro:

animewithteeth:

Maractus from Pokémon

@enecoo

Hey